Truly Malaysian

How the 3 races buy a car...
Chinese will ask: Boss ah, resale value good or not?
Malay will ask: Encik, minyak dia satu tank bape ringgit? Indians will ask: Inche, ini kereta brapa orang buleh masuk?


What does CIMB bank stand for?
Cina India Melayu Bank

When Hari Raya comes close to Chinese New Year, they call it ' Kong si Raya'
When Hari Raya comes close to Deepavali, they call it 'Deeparaya'
When Chinese New Year comes close to Deepavali, they call it ' Kong si Gelap'

Q : Why cant the indians win the world cup?
A: Every time they get a corner,they set up a mamak stall.


Dating Malay, Chinese, and Indian chicks.
Malay girl
1st date: You get to hold hands
2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.
3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.

Chinese girl
1st date: You take her to a restaurant.
2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.
3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.

Indian girl
1st date: You meet her parents.
2nd date: She meets your parents.
3rd date: Wedding night.


Chinese "practice" for Simple Living :
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malays "practice" to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

In Malaysia ...
If you're not lazy, you're not Malay,
If you're not greedy, you're not Chinese,
If you don't get drunk every night, you're not Indian~~~
(get it from net)

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